neil.bernhart

hello... is this thing on?

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What's he trying to tell me?

Me:
(while reading 'Where The Wild Things Are' at bedtime) Brody... What smells good to eat?
Brody:
uuuuuuum... Popcorn!! ... and?
Me:
hamburgers!
Brody:
yeah!! ... and?
Me:
French fries!
Brody:
oh yeah, dats yummy! ... and... pizza!!
Me:
and what else smells yummy?
Brody:
uuumm... BEERS!!

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gotta pay the bills

Mom:
Brody, daddy will be gone tomorrow at work. [trying to get him prepared for me to not be at home after the weekend is over]
Brody:
Nope... daddy at home tomorrow.
Mom:
But, daddy has to work so that we have money.
Brody:
Noooo... daddy don't go to work.
Mom:
Without money we won't have any food.
Brody:
No, daddy no work.
Mom:
Without money we won't have a house to live in.
Brody:
Daddy stay home.
Mom:
Without money we won't be able to have any clothes to wear, or a car to drive around in.
Brody:
Noooooope! Daddy home tomorrow.
Mom:
Daddy has to work so you can have toys.
Brody:
.... Okaaaay.